What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I don't like religions.

Your going to be alright just relax

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Lose lips shimk ships.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But this is not

You shall not bear false witness.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Maybe leave out

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Innocent before proven guilty

I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Bible.. Hm.?

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?